Small-Town Elitist

January 30, 2009

Vatican to the world’s women: Yer pee is ruinin’ teh enviroments!!!1

Ok, so perhaps that is the non-eloquent way of summarizing this bombshell from the Vatican.

Of course, it needs to be said before anyone busts a gut laughing, that pharmacuticals making their way into our water supply *is* a concern. However, the agenda behind the Vatican’s little announcement is very transparent to anyone who has been paying attention.

The pill “has for some years had devastating effects on the environment by releasing tonnes of hormones into nature” through female urine, said Pedro Jose Maria Simon Castellvi, president of the International Federation of Catholic Medical Associations, in the report.

Clearly, this is an attempt to paint a portrait of women’s usage of hormonal birth control as the cause of our problems with pharmacuticals in the water, and naturally, the Church convieniently ignores the fact that pregnant women are peeing a similarly copious amount of female hormones into the water supply.

A couple of good questions to keep in mind when you read this stuff from the Church are when will the Church call out pregnant women for also contributing to the environmental deterioration, and damaging men’s fertility, and also, if women taking the pill are damaging men’s fertility, how is exactly that we have so many pregnant women also adding feminine hormones to the water supply?

It’s also a rich and sad thing that the Church is blaming women’s urine specifically for the hormones getting into our water and food supplies. Pharmacuticals are finding their way into our unsuspecting bodies in a variety of ways, but I guess women’s urine is the “dirty” way it is contaminating food and water supply. *sigh*

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September 16, 2008

“Palin’s harbor seal DNA earmarks notwithstanding; plz laugh at my tired and monotonous bear DNA earmark jokes.”

You can’t turn on mainstream cable news without seeing clips of Charlie Gibson’s interview with Sarah Palin. When I caught some clips, Gibson called Palin out on her securing earmarks for DNA research on harbor seals.

I sat there and thought, “Oh geez, and McCain kept telling that joke on Montana’s bear DNA research earmarks????”

What joke, you may be wondering? This one:

“My friends,” McCain says, “we spent $3 million of your money to study the DNA of bears in Montana. “Now I don’t know if that was a paternity issue or a criminal issue, but it was a waste of money.”

Yeah, that one. Before I got completely sick of listening to stump speeches on TV, I heard him tell it countless times.

Having heard this new piece of information, I assumed that this must mean he’d quit repeating that joke over and over with the addition of a VP candidate who loves her some earmarks for scientific research. Silly little me. According to Think Progress he told this joke for what has to be the billionth time…with Palin standing right next to him.

Not only does this add to my growing belief that the selection of Palin was reckless and not well thought out, it shows that either he thinks we are dumb enough not to pick up on this bit of hypocracy, or he is dumb enough to think no one was going to pick up on that bit of hypocracy.

Oh, and it also shows he needs somebody to write fresh jokes for him… *sigh*

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